"Let's circle back." "Can we take this offline?" "What's the low hanging fruit here?" If you have worked in an Indian office for more than a week, you can probably finish a manager's sentence before they do. Corporate jargon is the one language every team speaks fluently and nobody admits to liking. So we put it on t-shirts. Here are the Flawked Awwfic tees built around the phrases your calendar invites can't stop using.
"This doesn't really move the needle": Can't move the needle
You redid the deck four times, ran the campaign, stayed back on Friday, and the feedback was still "this doesn't really move the needle". It is the phrase that turns up every quarterly review, and this tee puts it right on the front. It is breathable 180 GSM cotton in a regular unisex fit, in 16 colours from black and navy to coral, jade and copper, sizes S to 3XL. Shop Can't move the needle
"Let's go after the low hanging fruit first": Low hanging fruit
Every planning meeting has someone who says it, right before all of that fruit lands on your plate. This is the Awwfic salute to the most overused phrase in corporate India, printed on the front for the whole conference room to read. It is 180 GSM cotton in a regular unisex fit, in black, sizes S to XXL. Wear it to the next strategy offsite and watch who laughs first. Shop Low hanging fruit
"Happy to pick that up!": Corporate Psycho
It starts small: a "no worries!" to a deadline that is very much a worry, a 9 pm email answered "just to clear the inbox". Nobody calls it burnout. They call it "being a team player". Corporate Psycho is for everyone who has smiled through a 7 pm "quick call". The tee is 180 GSM cotton in a regular unisex fit, in black, sizes XS to XXL. Shop Corporate Psycho
For the 16°C office AC, it also comes as a Corporate Psycho sweatshirt in 300 GSM cotton-rich fleece with ribbed cuffs and hem, in black and navy blue, sizes XS to 3XL.
"Just a quick five-minute sync": Duck Off
The five-minute sync that becomes an hour. The "just this one weekend" for the third time this month. You say "makes sense". Duck Off says the rest: a calm duck in sunglasses and a chunky sweater on the back. It is a 240 GSM heavyweight cotton oversized tee in 16 colours, sizes XS to XXL. Shop Duck Off
Why jargon tees make the best office gifts
Everyone in the team recognises the line instantly, which makes these tees perfect for Secret Santa, farewells and work anniversaries. Pick the phrase the person says most, or the one they complain about most. Every tee here is under ₹1000, with free shipping anywhere in India. See our gift ideas for your boss, the funny gifts for coworkers collection, or the full Office & HR Tshirts collection.